This is a conversation written by Holton Buggs.
I find it great to laugh at ourselves!
“I hired this baby to re-enact the conversation between some distributors and their upline. I will translate, as the baby is not yet fluent in Adult English..”
Baby: “I don’t know what to do. First, my product was late, my new recruit just quit, and now my sponsor wants me to register for the event.. Whiiiiiiiiiine” (more crying)
Spouse: “Here is your upline. Talk to them. You are way too emotional about this MLM thang “
Baby: “Hello, oh I am doing fantastic!”
Upline: “I heard you had a rough day and a distributor quit?”
Baby: “Yes, but you don’t understand. They promised me they were going to break the record for fastest Diamond and now he cancelled his autoship!!!”
Upline: “Don’t worry I promise it will be alright. When you have as many to quit as I have you will have my income. You can do it! You were born for this!”
Baby: “Really, they laughed at me at work and said I was in a pyramid, I don’t want to go to jail. I’m not made for prison.”
Upline: “You are a winner, you should listen to those who are successful, not to quitters. Come to the event and associate with the winners, you have had enough of listening to Whiners!
Baby: “Are you sure?”
Upline: “Yes. I know how you feel, I felt the same way when my sponsor quit. But what I found was success is built on failures, as long as it’s not your own.”
Baby: “OK I will buy my ticket today!”
Upline: “See you at the Event! GO Diamond!”
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